Ok, really... this is one revolting pie. The world's most horrible pizza chain did it again in creating it's Frankenstein of a pizza called the Hot Dog Bites Pizza. Yep, there are 28 pigs in a blanket around that disgusting heart attack creation.
And how about these facts... the hot dog pizza is 460 calories per slice, or 3,680 calories for a typical eight-slice Pizza Hut pie. Now, add to that the French's classic yellow mustard served with it (is this a first? Mustard with pizza?) and you have an All American Monstrosity, even worse than the overly fatty, sugary stuffed crust pizza they are famous for. The little piggies (the ones around the perimeter of the pizza, not the piggies who were suckered into ordering this) are pulled off the pizza by hand and dipped, individually, into the mustard.
(Where's my cardiologist's number?)