"Just wearing this Pizza Pouch will instantly make you more popular and attractive. It’s a bold (and delicious) fashion statement. Portable pizza. The best invention since delivery."
I can't tell you how many times I've been out running errands and I've noticed that I went way past lunchtime. If I had one of these I would look really cool, plus I could have just reached down and ....
Ok. I can't do it. This IS a stupid idea. Idiotic, even. Still, it makes for a good laugh.
Gotta go now. It's Saturday night and I'm in the middle of making deep dish Chicago style pizzas... Yea, that's right. Fresh made pizza. The way it should always be. Pizza should be eaten, not worn. (Unless you're like Lisa who always seems to wear a bit of hers, especially when she's wearing a white blouse... )
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